Anyone who’s attended more than one wedding ceremony knows there’s a handful of classic sappy wedding quotes that get way overused. Don’t get us wrong—here at Tahoe South, we agree there’s an undeniable sweetness to those speech-time favorites. But we also know it’s undeniably awesome when a sappy-sweet wedding speech is spiced with a tongue-in-cheek reality check or two. After all, marriage ain’t easy! And a bit of humor can be a great catalyst for lasting journey. That said, consider spicing up your sweetheart speech with one of the hardy heartfelt words of wisdom below. You never know… you might even get a smile out of grandma on a few of these.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
My wife dresses to kill; she cooks the same way.
My wife, Mary, and I have been married for 47 years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
To keep your marriage brimming; with love in the loving cup… whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me.
Marriage: Where one person is always right and the other is a man.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage—they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need ten years before you can call yourself a beginner.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
My wife was afraid of the dark … then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
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